- I need a translator to understand the teenagers in my life
- the cat is mine and not the “family pet” most noteably different in that I pay the insurance
- I’ve given up on finding Mr or Mrs right and instead have above said cat
- I no longer get invited to my friends house parties but instead to weddings and baby showers
- my friends are getting married!
- my friends having babies are no longer considered to be young parents
- my god-daughter is at uni
- I no longer dream of romance but how to plant out the gardens
- I have an unhealthy obsession with gardening
- I feel like I no longer have the opportunity to start again
- I worry about debt daily
- shopping is no longer something I do at the weekends with my friends for fun but something I dread
- I don’t care about whether my clothes are cool or not, but whether or not they have pockets
- I worry that I’ve wasted my life
- I look at old photos and want to tell myself how pretty I was
- my knees are a concern
- the highlight of my week is a pain free moment